I found God: Nutrinos, GRBs and Free Radicals

And no, Kurt Cobain, not in your head....

I'm trying to find the fooker, God. Wtf is he? K, lately, some things have turned up. I don't think he was careful enough this time. Neutrinos. Hah!!! He never thought we'd catch on. Obviously, evidence he's been there, is there, going to be there. They're every where and any where all the time going where they want. It's him I tell you. It's him....

GRBs. Gamma Ray Bursts. God-farts. They gotta be. And, finally, we can measure them. Yes, we can measure god passing gas -- I mean HUGE GAS!!! So big, these things would annihilate anything. Hope he never lights one.

Free Radicals. It's how he kills us. Oh sure, a car crash, disease, or pack of pitbulls usually does the job, but just in case, he made free radicals. Free hit men I say!!! So low down, man. He can't even play fair. Damn things burn us up as if we're kindling over time.

I'm going to catch him naked making breakfast one day I swear it. Bacon grease popping onto his peepee. Hey, it can happen....