EQ Babe

Every fat geek dreams of her, but she only dates -- IRL -- dumb guys with broad shoulders who can't type:

"Girl, duh duh duh duh, you'll be an EQ Babe, soon (repeats "duhs"). Soon, (more duhs), you'll need a man...."

Personally, this one, wrecks me. She'd make a great EQ liver dish too -- bottle of Chianti and all that.